Once upon a time, there was a princess who needed a new mattress because the bugs that shall not be named had invaded her palace. The princess may or may not have been grouchy, PMS’ing, and completely crazy whilst shopping for said new mattress. The princess’ prince may or may not have been driving her completely insane with his indecision over which mattress to buy. The prince may or may not have said, “Well, since you can feel a pea under your mattress, I’m just going to let you decide.” And this princess, in turn, may or may not have just chosen the most expensive, most plush, most decadent mattress in the store.
And now….the princess may or may not be able to climb into her bed without the help of a trampoline or pole jump.
And this princess may or may not burn herself on the elbow each time she reaches to turn off her lamp.
And the princess may or may not be wondering how in the world her fitted sheets are going to fit over this behemoth.
And her prince may or may not have said, “I knew it was going to be ridiculous, but I just wanted you to be happy.”
And the princess may or may not be blowing feathers out of her mouth because once again she is eating crow.
And this may or may not be The End!