Dot, dot, dot…dash, dash dash. S.O.S. Please send help!
Hi. It’s Eowyn here, the A2Z pomeranian pup. By the way, while I’m on here could someone please tell me how to change her blog name to it’s proper A to E to Z? Or better yet, let’s just call it Stories of Eowyn. Doesn’t that have a nice ring to it? Okay, I only have a minute before my pet comes back and notices I’m on her computer. I’ve created a nice distraction that should keep her busy for awhile. (I unwrapped all of the Christmas presents under the tree, and I also shredded a Christmas ornament into little bits for good measure. Hey, no judging. Desperate times call for desperate measures!)
What’s the emergency you ask? May I present Exhibit A:
My pet thinks these are…and I quote…”the cutest thing EV-ah!” Now, I’m used to hearing this phrase frequently to describe my appearance but not over some torture device strapped to my paws! I’m afraid my pet has lost her mind.
The only good thing I can see about these boots is that little bone accessory on the side. First chance I get, I am totally going to chew all of those off!
But the humiliation doesn’t stop there people. Â Oh no. It continues. May I present to you Exhibit B:
I propose we stage an intervention. This must be stopped. And yes, I know my pet didn’t have a female offspring but this simply will not do. Do you know what we dogs call our female offspring? Ahem. That’s what I’m about to call my pet if she insists on putting these things on me again!
Eek! Â I hear her coming. I have to go before she sees this post. Don’t tell her I wrote to you, but maybe you could casually mention in a comment that she attend some therapy for crazy ladies who dress up their animals? I’m sure they have groups, or medicine, or psych wards for this sort of thing. I’m counting on you.
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LOVE THIS!!! Too, too funny! 🙂 Poor little Eowyn!
Adopt a daughter!! Srsly! Release the poor hound! I’m in hysterics over the I hat you picture.
bahahahaha!! now that is too funny!!
Ha Ha Ha!! HYSTERICAL!! I too LOVED the I Hate You pic 🙂 Thanks for starting my morning off with a much needed laugh!
LOL!!! That is way too cute!
Beth,
Ha,this post is so funny-loved it! Eowyn is so adorable in those Christmas boots.
xoxo
I just about choked on my tea when I got to the “I hate you” picture – that was great! Thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed that : ) Merry Christmas!
Poor little Eowyn. Oh, well, a dog smart enough to write a dog post can surely come up with some way to break her pet of the habit of thinking she can dress up the princess.
I must say, though, that those little boots are pretty darn cute.
Hm. Something about her legs in those pictures seems wrong and when she wears the boots she sort of walks like a bulldog. I think we need to order her some orthotics. That must be what she meant when I heard her quietly rasping “helllllp meeeeee! pleeeease, help me!” I’m so glad we caught this now, while she’s young.
You are hilarious my love ;). Thanks for visiting my blog!
Poor, poor Eowyn. But if I know your “pet”, she got a fabulous deal on those boots! 🙂 (Ha! This is going right up there with your Swine Flu video as virtual “Beth, entertain me” moments. Love you!)
Thanks for the chuckle!
my mom dresses her chiuauha in the winter, she’s so cold outside, there’s your rationale!
I’m using it. Even if she does have a coat of fur like a fox it will be my excuse ;).
This is hilarious! I think those little boots are the cutest thing ev-ah too. If you like to dress up your sweet pup, you might be interested in this post of mine: http://worthingcourt.blogspot.com/2011/12/dont-forget-your-furry-friends-this.html
Hi Beth-
This is so funny and gave my daughter and I a good laugh. Very cute.
CUTE!!!! Great post. We bought a Santa hat for our golden retriever. She pulled it off and then proceeded to chew off the straps so that we couldn’t put it on her again.
Ha! Smart dog :).
OMG, I love, love it! I haven’t seen something this cute in a long time! I have to get my dog, Roxy, some snow shoes this winter. Last winter was quite harsh on her paws. Your little shoes are just adorable! 🙂
Bwahahaha! What is it about poms that require their otherwise sensible mom’s to dress them up in tiny clothes? I torment my two every Christmas with a new outfit in their (customized) stockings. This year I gave the poms a rest and got a hat/beard combo to torture the labs with!
Ha! Love it. 🙂
My girls LOVED this post!! They thought that Eowyn looked adorable, but maybe her ‘pet’ had gone too far with the boots!! My girls want Eowyn to start her own blog!! She has a following.
LOL! I think Eowyn would LOVE that. Me however? Not so much. But I’m sure she’ll guest post from time to time.
I now I know I love you, I dressed up my little girls last night too. But my girls are not the best models so there may not be a decent shot in the whole lot. Love those little boots.
Traci
Oh my goodness! I can’t stop laughing!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Eowyn! The babes just asked if it was Halloween!?! I explained, no, Auntie Beth just likes to play dress up!
Did you say that Auntie Beth is a nut job? I used to make fun of people who dressed up their pets! What is happening to me?
Too. Cute. I’ve been wanting to get a pair of boots for my Kona. Do they stay on ok?
I took some Kona the Red-Nosed Reindof photos yesterday and I’m pretty sure he was calling me that very same name!
They do stay on but she does NOT like them. She was shaking each paw as she walked trying to get them off :).